• • You are not illiterate.
  • Confucius say it is easy to hate and difficult to love. Frankie say relax.
  • Thank you Lo Wang! But your fortune is in another cookie!
  • What’s a seven-letter word for ‘cryptic’?
  • Live each day like it’s your last. Or at least today, because… Oh I don’t want to spoil it.
  • Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people look brilliant, until you hear them speak.
  • Whoever coined the phrase ‘quiet as a mouse’ never stepped on one.
  • Help! I am being held prisoner in a video game factory.
  • Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
  • You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
  • All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.
  • Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.
  • With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
  • He who takes advice from a cookie is sure to crumble.
  • You will stop procrastinating. Later.
  • Cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
  • The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is all a matter of taste.
  • You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
  • That’s what ki said.
  • The good news: you’re not paranoid. The bad news: everyone is actually trying to kill you.
  • The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets cheese.
  • Small cookies bring great joy.
  • Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
  • To be is to do. – Socrates
    To do is to be. – Sarte
    Do be do be do. – Sinatra
  • It is better to have loved and lost than to have had loved and gotten syphilis.
  • Cookie monster wasn’t here.
  • Chew, or chew not. There is no pie.
  • To maintain perfect accuracy, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  • Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. – FZ
  • Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
  • It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis.

Reference: Shadow Warrior (2013)