Lo Wang’s fortune cookie quotes

    • You are not illiterate.
    • Confucius say it is easy to hate and difficult to love. Frankie say relax.
    • Thank you Lo Wang! But your fortune is in another cookie!
    • What’s a seven-letter word for ‘cryptic’?
    • Live each day like it’s your last. Or at least today, because… Oh I don’t want to spoil it.
    • Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people look brilliant, until you hear them speak.
    • Whoever coined the phrase ‘quiet as a mouse’ never stepped on one.
    • Help! I am being held prisoner in a video game factory.
    • Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
    • You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
    • All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.
    • Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.
    • With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
    • He who takes advice from a cookie is sure to crumble.
    • You will stop procrastinating. Later.
    • Cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
    • The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is all a matter of taste.
    • You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
    • Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
    • That’s what ki said.
    • The good news: you’re not paranoid. The bad news: everyone is actually trying to kill you.
    • The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets cheese.
    • Small cookies bring great joy.
    • Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
    • To be is to do. – Socrates
      To do is to be. – Sarte
      Do be do be do. – Sinatra
    • It is better to have loved and lost than to have had loved and gotten syphilis.
    • Cookie monster wasn’t here.
    • Chew, or chew not. There is no pie.
    • To maintain perfect accuracy, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
    • Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. – FZ
    • Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
    • It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis.

 

Reference: Shadow Warrior (2013)

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